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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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