i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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