The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she smelled like a LAN party
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
