we have officially lost it.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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