I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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