Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
you inspire me to be a worse person
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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