She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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