dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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