.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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