it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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