Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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