Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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