did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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