Only a mothe r could love this liver
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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