My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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