My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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