Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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