Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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