Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I am mentally ready for anal.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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