It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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