I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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