So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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