this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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