you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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