I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm sobbing to NWA
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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