i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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