The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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