physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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