I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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