he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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