At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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