I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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