she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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