I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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