I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
