don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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