party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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