Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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