You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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