break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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