I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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