I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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