You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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