I am full of burrito and curiosity
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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