Quick, to the slutcave!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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