dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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