so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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