We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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