i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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