You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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