I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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