Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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