My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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