I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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