well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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