Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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